Friday, September 4, 2026

Things I Always Did Until I Stopped


1. Open the egg carton while I'm in the Egg section to make sure none are cracked. I stopped doing this about 15 years ago when I realized I'd never found a damaged egg before purchase.

Counterpoint: The video up top. More? Here's an article laying out in great detail why you should always carefully check each egg in the store.

2. Buy new running shoes every six months. The people at the running shoe store recite this as a mantra, as if failure to do so renders you more liable to injury and slower times as the soles wear out and stiffen. I call baloney on this practice: for one thing, what about the huge popularity of minimalist shoes? Doesn't keeping your expensive kicks forever as the soles thin out create an ever lower and lighter platform, making you more efficient? 

Counterpoint: Here's a recent ad masquerading as an article advocating regular running shoe purchases.

Watching the wear patterns can teach you a lot about how your stride and impact zones are changing over time. For example, up until about I was around 50 my typical sole wear pattern showed me supinating [more wear toward the outer edge] with my right foot and markedly pronating [more wear toward the inner edge] with my left. A couple years ago I was startled to see that the wear patterns had reversed: my left foot was now supinating, as witnessed by the wear on the outer edge of the heel, and my right had reversed its former polarity and now showed pronation. The older your shoes, the better you'll be able to follow such things and compare them to prior footwear.

3. Religiously follow my car's suggested maintenance schedule, with various degrees of work and expense recommended at stipulated mileages and/or time intervals. Some of those maintenance ran into 4 figures! I drive so little now that's it's absurd to be taking my car in for Service A or Service B or Service C based on how much time has elapsed: an oil change once a year does nicely.

Counterpoint: Here's an article recommending all prescribed maintenance checks along with a few others.

4. Get my hair cut. It was just something I did until about ten years ago, the stylist who'd been cutting my hair since I moved to Virginia from LA in 1983 got into a big fight with the woman who ran her two-person salon and quit and the salon shut down. As my hair got longer I thought about what an increasing pain in the butt getting my hair cut had been in recent years: having to drive into the heart of UVA in heavy traffic both ways; time sitting reading outdated fashion magazines in crummy chairs and sofas while waiting because she was always running behind; never having my hair look exactly like I wanted it to... and don't get me started on the expense.

I estimate I've spent at least $10,000 on haircuts since I started paying for them myself at age 18: that's a very lowball number, it could be as much at $20,000-$25,000. For what? 

Since I started cutting my own hair after the salon kerfuffle I've liked the results as much as I did when the pro did it, not to mention my stylist is always ready and total elapsed time with the scissors is about 15 minutes. Plus it's fun! I use specialized scissors I bought on Amazon and reserve them solely for cutting hair.

Counterpoint: Here's an ad masquerading as an article telling you why you shouldn't cut your own hair.

Who's That Girl?














Answer here this time tomorrow.

'Crime 101' — the second time around



I've noticed that more and more often when I click on a movie to watch, it offers the option "Resume?"

The thing is, most of the  time I don't recall watching it the first time!

I could understand it if it was years ago but last week I set a new record: I was pretty sure I'd watched 'Crime 101' and enjoyed it but I was flabbergasted when discovered I'd written a review here on July 10.

Hey, that's six weeks ago!

Now, I did recall the actors/characters but I sure didn't remember what actually happened in the movie until I watched it again: after scenes I'd think "Yeah, I remember that."

But the spectacular ending? If you'd asked me before I started my re-watch, I couldn't have told you anything about it.

Perhaps I should pony up a few extra bucks to buy rather than rent movies if this is the new normal here.

And yes: I enjoyed the film immensely the second time around.

Thursday, September 3, 2026

The Test of Whether or Not You Own Something: Can You Sell It?























I don't know know where I read what's in the headline up top but I've always believed it to be the very best test of ownership.

For example, you may think you own your body — but using this test, you don't.

Because it is illegal to sell your kidney or other body parts.

For now.

That also goes for movies you've "purchased" and the books in your Kindle library.

I saw the T-shirt pictured above on the Make website.

I beg to differ with the sentiment inscribed thereon.

I can't open my head — but I do believe I own it.

Or maybe not, you tell me.

U.S. Department of State Travel Advisories Map















Updated daily.

Caveat traveler.

Terra's Greatest Hit




















Pictured above and below, it's their Sweet Potato Chips.

Terra makes a zillion varieties of chips, potato and otherwise, but this early offering remains the apotheosis of a great chip.












A 5-ounce bag costs $4.28.

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

'One Year Renovating Two Stone Cabins in the Italian Alps'


Very calming.

A bit over three hours long.

Stain Removal For Dummies


The Decline of Movies and the Rise of Streaming Series


For a long time I avoided streaming series in favor of movies.

Having to follow a narrative over weeks or months seemed old fashioned and way too much trouble.

Then it occurred to me that if I waited until near the end of a show's run, I could stack up episodes and binge, watching 2-3 episodes/night and really getting into the story.

That's what I've been doing in recent years and it's great, especially with series I've liked that have multiple seasons.

Meanwhile, I still love movies but there are so many duds constantly coming out that it's impossible for me to find the gems on a consistent basis even with protracted searching: I start and quit as many as I watch all the way through.

Whenever a new series I'm looking forward to is announced, I immediately head to Wikipedia for an episode calendar 

and then post a binging schedule on X.

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Why Are Some People Mosquito Magnets?




Long story short: 20% of the people end up with 95% of the mosquito bites.

More?

Your wish is my demand.

World On Fire: Fire Emissions Watch














Res ipsa loquitur.

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Sunday, August 30, 2026

Let us now praise things that last














Chuckles: One from the freezer lasts 33+ minutes when I'm out running on a sunny 71° day. I'm fine with any of the five flavors except licorice for running purposes.

Maytag Washing Machine (1986 edition): I bought mine (Model A112; electric) on August 16, 1986; I paid $505 (above). We just celebrated our 40th anniversary. Works like the day I got it. Maybe you bought a washing machine this year: what do you think are the chances it will still be working like new in 2066? Hint: it's an imaginary number.

Amazon Kindle Paperwhite: I bought mine a couple years ago when I got tired of trying to maneuver hardback books into reading position while my cat slept up against my chest while still managing to turn the pages without dropping the book or waking her up. I've knocked the Kindle to the floor at least five times while thrashing around in my sleep; usually I find it in the morning under the bed, in the middle of the underside, which means my cat was probably awoken by the crash to the floor and then toyed with it for a while. The Kindle continues to work perfectly, no cracks or damage to the cover glass.

'I know when to go out, know when to stay in, get things done.' — Opening words of David Bowie's 'Modern Love'


I recently heard this great 1983 song when Anya Taylor-Joy and her husband Cary sang along when it played on their car radio while they were on the road in the superb series "Lucky." 

It was in Episode 2 (of 7).

A History of Soap


























When I went to college I used what I'd always used at home: Ivory soap.

After several decades I decided to take my soap game to the next level so I started using a very expensive, wonderfully citrus-scented soap from Williams-Sonoma.

One day I decided spending all that money was silly so I reverted to Dial, which kept me clean for 87 cents/bar.

Then a couple weeks ago I read an interview with Annette Bening, superb in "Lucky," in which she said that growing up in Wichita, Kansas, she and her sister got a bar of Skin Trip soap in their Christmas stockings every year.

I wondered if that soap is still being made: it is!

I ponied up $39.99 for six (6) bars and I'm liking it a lot.



















Does it get me eight times cleaner than Dial?

No — but it smells at least eight times better.

One caveat: It goes really fast!

Saturday, August 29, 2026

'Barcelona'


I learned about this 1994 film after reading an appreciation in The Guardian: it's as wonderful as the writer said.

No need to have/subscribe to a streaming service to watch it: YouTube opens it up to all.

Helpful Hints from joeeze: Storing Ginger




























Q. I don't use fresh ginger very often, so whenever I buy it, I end up having a lot left over. What's the best way to store it?

A. We purchased several knobs of ginger, cut one end off of each to replicate the way they would normally be used in the kitchen, and stored them using several different methods: unwrapped in a cool, dark pantry; on the counter exposed to sunlight; in the refrigerator (unwrapped, wrapped in foil, wrapped in plastic wrap, and placed in a zipper-lock bag); and in the freezer (wrapped in foil).

After two weeks, we examined the samples, all of which had dried out and sealed up where they had been cut. The frozen ginger fared the worst: Following a brief thaw, it was porous and mushy, rendering the process of grating or mincing nearly impossible. Both samples of room temperature-stored ginger were shriveled and had started to sprout. All of the wrapped, refrigerated ginger retained a smooth, taut exterior but exhibited spots of mold where condensation had gotten trapped in the wrapper. The unwrapped, refrigerated ginger, however, had a relatively fresh appearance, with no mold. So the next time you have a leftover knob of ginger, just toss it into the refrigerator unwrapped.

[via Cook's Illustrated]

My Favorite Cartoon




















By Jack Ziegler, it appeared in the April 21, 1986 issue of the New Yorker — 40 years ago!

When I turned the page and happened on it back then I was dumbstruck.

So perfect.

So true.

So sad.

The iteration pictured up top — ancient, yellow, spotted, torn, taped and cracked, missing bits here and there —has been on all my refrigerators since it appeared.

And will be when I drop dead.

No doubt a fat check will arrive later that day.

Wait a sec — what's that song they'll be playing?

Friday, August 28, 2026

bookofjoe's Favorite Thing: White Sharpie MegaMarker







I happened on this and took a flutter: love it!

Very elegant and so opposite the usual Sharpie presentation.

Big (5.7" long x 1.15"Ø) and hefty in your hand (1.44 ounces).

Oil-based so it works on anything: glass, ceramics, etc.

Wide point.

$8.93.

Casio F-91W Easter Eggs


I've owned at least one of these throwback classics since they debuted in June 1989.

As best I recall they cost $8 or so back then: now they're around $25.

As of 2026 over 100 million have been produced, making it the most sold watch in the world.

And yet even though I've been wearing one for decades (they're superlight (20 grams), indestructible, the battery lasts for seven (7) years, the original design is unchanged, and the look has become classic) I only learned of the wonderful Easter Eggs pictured up two weeks ago.

If you can't be bothered watching the video or for some reason it doesn't play, they are:

1) Press and hold the button on the right for three (3) seconds and the word CASIo will appear

2) Press all three (3) buttons simultaneously and a crazy busy array mostly consisting of the number eight (8) will appear

White noise, distractions and 'mostly say hooray for our side'




















99% of what I read falls into one of the three categories in the headline up top.

White noise is the Guardian's current jones about what it gleefully labels Meta's "Pervert glasses."

Distractions are things like Xfinity breaking into whatever I happen to be watching on TV several times a week with its full blue screen-of-annoyance Thunderstorm Alerts that stay up for several minutes.

"Mostly say hooray for our side" is my sardonic "Whoopee!" when Apple sporadically releases a 15-minute-long immersive video for Vision Pro.

The 1% that doesn't fit into one (or more) of these categories is where I live.

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."*

Just so.

*Jim Whittaker, the alpine climber who in 1963 became the first American to summit Mount Everest.

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Tranquileyes — 'See the world with fresh eyes'



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