Thursday, August 27, 2026

Tranquileyes — 'See the world with fresh eyes'



From websites:

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Use our proven system to:

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 Relieve migraine and sinus headaches

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 Offset symptoms of jet-lag

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Includes one pair of Tranquileyes, Bead Packs for Cold Therapy, Instant Gel Packs for optimal Moist Heat, Black Comfort Wrap, Foam Replacement Set, White Mesh Travel Bag, and User Manual.

$93.75.

'Earth is a Polka Dot' — Yayoi Kusama


YouTube description:

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Interview with Japan's legendary artist, who has been painting polka dots ever since she started as an artist. 

In this video, she talks about one of her works, a light installation depicting her cosmic vision. 

Yayoi Kusama was the most important contemporary artist living in Japan. 

In this video, she talks about her life, how her parents were against her becoming an artist, and how she decided to go to New York because she wanted to compete with the best artists. 

She also describes her working process and how she is always surprised by the result. 

Interview by Christian Lund, Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, London, February 2012.

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Kusama died in Tokyo on August 14 at 97.

'Distress' — Greg Egan




















In his 1995 novel set in 2055, the great sci-fi writer described the standard accessory of the mid-21st century: the notepad.*

Features:

• Voice controlled, it provides information the same way — by voice — along with a hi-res 3D color screen to illustrate things as needed.

• Built into the notepad are Sisyphus, a knowledge mining program; Witness, which lets an individual's eyes and ears channel their real-time inputs into an essentially infinite memory as a record; and Hermes, communications software which serves as a control point for information in and out.

• All input is automatically uploaded via satellite so that nothing is ever lost; losing one's notepad is thus no big deal, as you can go into any dealer (they're everywhere), buy a new one, and in a few seconds download your life via satellite, ready to go on from where you were.

I think I'm gonna read it again, just thinking about this.











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*We're well ahead of schedule IRL

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

What is it?













Answer here this time tomorrow.

Hint: smaller than a bread box.

Another: one size fits all.

Nothing Doing

Recess, County Galway, Ireland:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Monument_to_nothing,_Recess_-_geograph.org.uk_-_381638.jpg
Image: Wikimedia Commons

Aspelt, Luxembourg:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Aspelt_Plaque_Nothing_happened.jpg
Image: Wikimedia Commons

Bechyne, Czech Republic:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bechyn%C4%9B,_Z%C3%A1%C5%99e%C4%8D%C3%AD_481,_zde_v_tomto_dom%C4%9B.jpg
Image: Wikimedia Commons

(“In this house, no important person was born, lived, and most importantly did not die, and that is why we live well here.”)

Záblatí-Hlásná Lhota, Czech Republic:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hl%C3%A1sn%C3%A1_Lhota_(Z%C3%A1blat%C3%AD)_07.jpg
Image: Wikimedia Commons

(“Hlásná Lhota – a stone in whose surroundings nothing significant has demonstrably happened for several hundred years”)

Míšov, Czech Republic:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:M%C3%AD%C5%A1ov_-_Cimrman.jpg
Image: Wikimedia Commons

(“On 8 May 1915 in Míšov, the great Czech genius Jára Cimrman just barely missed being involved in something historically important.”)

O’Hungry’s Café, Old Town San Diego State Historic Park:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:On_This_Site_in_1897_Nothing_Happened_-_Sign_in_O%27Hungry%27s_Cafe_-_San_Diego_State_Historic_Park_-_San_Diego,_CA_-_USA_(6930668317).jpg
Image: Wikimedia Commons

York, Western Australia:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:On_this_site_in_1897_nothing_happened_(4525842700).jpg
Image: Wikimedia Commons

Villa de Leyva, Boyacá Department, Colombia:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Villa_de_Leyva,_Colombia_02.jpg

(“On October 13, 1825, nothing happened in this house, nor was anyone important born.”)

[via Futility Closet]

I have retired Google Search















Since it first appeared in 1998, Google Search has become so embedded into everyday life that it's become a verb ("Google it").

I haven't used it for at least a month and won't be in the future.

That's because AI is now markedly better for everyday queries and boy is it fast: it's rare to wait even a minute for a detailed answer like that above.

In the past I would've been visiting website after website looking for the particular song — David Bowie's "Modern Love" — that Perplexity Pro spit out in about 30 seconds.

If you're not using AI now, you will be soon.

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Brussels' Grand-Place Is Carpeted with 750,000 Fresh Dahlias in a Tribute to Hokusai




























In Brussels' iconic Grand-Place, a summer tradition literally blossoms in monumental style. The city's Flower Carpet event, which this year celebrated its 24th edition, celebrates art, community, and diplomacy in the heart of Belgium's capital, which is also the hub of the European Union. From August 13 to 16, the event marked 160 years of friendship between the nation and Japan, inviting artist Hiro Sugiyama to design a city square-sized composition, which he conceived as a tribute to ukiyo-e artist Katsushika Hokusai.

Titled "Neo Hokusai," the monumental arrangement comprised more than 750,000 fresh dahlias, covering nearly 14,000 square feet. Framed with ornate patterns, the reimagining of the famous woodblock print "The Great Wave Off Kanagawa," from Hokusai's series Thirty-Six Views of Mount Fuji (1830-1832), glows in bright magenta, vermilion, and yellow. Flowers covered about 80 percent of the entire design.






































Dahlias aren't the only species artists have chosen for the carpet in the past, although the 2024 edition also incorporated the voluminous blossoms. In 2018, a design highlighting the central Mexican region of Guanajuato grew out of one million begonias and was captured in an aerial timelapse by Joerg Daiber.


























This year, the dahlias were sourced in partnership with Bloemencorso Loenhout, a giant flower parade that has been running for three quarters of a century in the northern city of Loenhout. This year, that event kicks off on September 12.


























[via Colossal]

Build Your Own Flat-Folding Chair — No Complex Joinery Required


From Big Guy in a Tiny House:

 

























































































































A digital download of the template costs $8.95.

ShieldFont





















"AI scrapers see encoded gibberish."

Wait a sec — what's that song I'm hearing?

Monday, August 24, 2026

Measuring Tape Tape















This yellow and black self-adhesive measuring tape is used in the theatre and film industries to block off sets and stages.

Innumerable other uses and functionalities.

Think outside the inches.

1"-wide x 13.9-yard long roll.

$12.95.

'This blog currently has no followers!'








I happened on the declaration in the headline while browsing around in bookofjoe's statistics pages.

I must be crazy 'cause it made me really happy!

I have no idea what a blog follower is or how you become one but clearly I'm not alone — I mean, there are over 8 billion people not in the least interested.

In the Bizarro World bookofjoe World Headquarters©®™ they're doing the happy dance.

FunFacts: After I moved boj here from Typepad on October 1, 2025, I averaged 300-500 pageviews/day for a few months. Since then the numbers have steadily increased, such that for the past two weeks I've been getting around 2,000/day. I find that a pleasant surprise, since boj on Typepad for the years before it went defunct on Sepember 30 of last year was averaging 500 pageviews/day. 

Once upon a time in blog supremacy days (2010-2012) 15,000 pageviews/day was the average, with occasional peaks up to 100,000 when a major website would pick up something I'd posted.

Helpful Hints from joeeze: Jean-Luc Godard on where to place your TV
















The legendary French director said in an interview that the difference in how people perceived movies and television resulted from the placement of the screen.

Godard noted that we generally look down at the TV screen (remember, this was back in the day, when screens were much smaller) and up at a movie screen.

He believed the supplication-like nature of looking up created a sense of worship, making us more likely to imbue what we see with greater meaning and force.

Gazing down at the TV screen did the opposite, making us spectators rather than participants.

With the advent of large flat screens, it's now possible to come closer to the cinema experience by placing the screen up rather than at eye level or lower.

Sunday, August 23, 2026

'The Recordist'


This 2007 23-minute-long film features Brit Marling in her first role.

I stumbled on it last week while compiling a list of movies I really liked, a number of which feature her, including "Another Earth" (2011),  "Sound of My Voice" (2012), and "I Origins" (2014).

Like her subsequent full-length films cited above, "The Recordist" tilts the world such that an unlikely but possible premise gets introduced into the mix of events and drives them.

Watch it free, the way we like it.

N.B. I'm not sleeping on her fantastic "The OA" — two seasons on Netflix, in 2016 and 2019, popular and acclamied, then abruptly cancelled as Netflix decided to move on to something new.

Post-it Super Sticky Graph Paper Notepads





















These occupy a liminal space in my array of writing implements and accessories: I only learned of their existence a month or so ago and immediately took a flutter.

Turns out these 4" x 6" notepads are very useful for any number of things and their killer app is that they have a double life as real Post-its.

I stick them all over the place, wherever/whenever I want to remind myself of something that I'd rather not add to a lengthy to-do list.

As David Bowie said in the lead-in to "Modern Love": "Get things done."

2 50-sheet pads will set you back $6.57.

How NOT to use Ace Wrap/elastic bandages/adhesive tape etc.


In the video above you will note how the "expert" unrolls the elastic bandage.

Look closely.

Now watch below as a real expert demonstrates the correct way to unroll and apply the bandage.

Long story short (which I learned on the first day of my orthopedic surgery rotation in my third year of med school): unroll the material away from your body as is demonstrated in the lower video.

Lagniappe: the correct technique is faster and yields a more professional appearance.

Saturday, August 22, 2026

Something is happening here, but you don't know what it is...









... do you Mr. joe?

In recent years my daily pageviews averaged 300-500/day, down from the halcyon days of 2010-2012 when 15,000 daily views was the norm.

When Typepad shut down on September 30, 2025, and I shifted boj over to Blogger starting the next day, there was an initial spike of interest followed by a reversion to the longtime norm up until the end of July, when a steady increase in views started and has continued to the point that for the past 10 days there've been an average of 2,000 pageviews daily (above).

I have no idea why but being clueless is pretty much the norm here at boj World Headquarters©®™.

You know what song I'm hearing....

'ALPR is going to revolutionize the way we police in North America' — Blast From The Past


















Above, my January 7, 2007 12:01 pm boj post.

ALPR stands for "Automatic License Plate Recognition."

As Flock cameras rapidly proliferate throughout the U.S. now, some 20 years later — sometimes destroyed soon after installation —Sgt. Stewart's prediction has been borne out.

I ❤️ This Doormat











I featured it back in 2007: it cost $18.

Today my Crack Research Team©®™ spent a lot of time and effort trying to source it but alas it's nowhere to be found in our particular world.

Maybe one will turn up in yours.

Friday, August 21, 2026

'Coyote v Acme'


Can't wait to see it!

Long story from Wikipedia condensed:

Coyote vs. Acme is a 2026 American live-action animated comedy film directed by Dave Green, written by Samy Burch from a story by Burch, James Gunn, and Jeremy Slater, and starring Will Forte, Lana Condor, Tone Bell, Luis Guzmán, Martha Kelly, P.J. Byrne, and John Cena. Eric Bauza, Kenneth Choi, Candi Milo, and Jim Cummings provide voice roles for the film. The film is based on the 1990 New Yorker magazine article "Coyote v. Acme" by Ian Frazier (itself using elements from the Loony Toons franchise), and follows Wile E. Coyote as he enlists a billboard attorney to sue the Acme Corporation for repeatedly selling him alleged faulty products.

Development began in August 2018 with Chris McKay as producer and Jon and Josh Silberman writing the screenplay. Green was hired to direct in December 2019, and Burch, Slater, and Gunn joined the following year. Cena, Forte and Condor were cast in early 2022. Live-action filming took place in New Mexico from March to May 2022. The film was produced by Warner Animation Group, Keylight Pictures, and Gunn's production company Troll Court Entertainment.

Warner Brothers Discovery initially shelved Coyote vs. Acme in November 2023 to obtain a tax write-off, but later reversed its decision and allowed the filmmakers to seek other distributors following public backlash. After several unsuccessful negotiations with various distributors, Ketchup Entertainment acquired the rights for $50 million in March 2025, after previously doing so with the North American distribution rights to Warner Bros. Animation's The Day The Earth Blew Up (2024).

Coyote vs. Acme was screened at San Diego Comic-Con on July 25, 2026, and is scheduled to be theatrically released in the United States on August 28, 2026.

The second best* non-fiction book I've read so far this year





















It's "Atlas of the Roman Empire" by David Potter.

As soon as I read the rave review in the Wall Street Journal last month I took a flutter on it.

OMG, to someone like me who's been fascinated by the Roman Empire since I was first exposed to it in Miss Shaw's Latin 1 at Washington High School, which consisted of reading Julius Caesar's magnificent "The Gallic Wars" in their original Latin, this book is pure heaven.

Unlike Gibbon's "The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire," all six fat volumes of which I read 10-15 years ago after shying away from its immenseness for decades (full disclosure: I loved the first four volumes but it was a real trudge through the last two [you can too, right here!]), the current treatment is a lavishly illustrated 305-page oversized tome which is beautifully written and organized such that I can't wait for each day's session with it.















*The best one was David Pogue's "50 Years of Apple" — fanboi heaven.

13 Hour Clock — For those who never seem to have enough time




















From websites:

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13 Hour Clock

This clock will appeal to those who never have enough time in a day!

Humorous wall clock brings a different spin to the dial markings we're used to, with creative time-telling that "adds" an extra hour: Lucky 13!

Quartz clock with blue plastic housing has a built-in hanger and uses 1 AA battery (not included).

10" (not 13"!) Ø.

$9.99.

Thursday, August 20, 2026

CountryDraw

















Res ipsa loquitur.

Eilish Rothney shares her office with a giant wasp nest


















From the Guardian:

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‘I Feel Motherly Towards Them’: The Nature Reserve Manager Sharing Her Office With A Wasp Nest


Eilish Rothney’s first instinct was to get rid of the wasps entering her converted shipping container in Norfolk. Now she enjoys their constant hum.


“They just built the nest inside my door,” she says. “My first thought was: ‘Oh no, I have to get rid of that now.’ But then I realised: ‘Wait, why? Why do I have to do that?’”

Two months on, Rothney is in a co-working arrangement with the nest, which is now more than a metre tall and swallows an entire bookshelf of ring binders. It has papered the inside of her office in what she calls “lovely layers of colours”, with thousands of chewed wood pulp cells stacked like the world’s strangest filing system.

Rather than evict her new colleagues, Rothney adapted. She opened the window to give the wasps a clear flight path. “I just stroll past like I’m a browsing cow, calmly going about my day,” she says. “The wasps were fine with me being there. The longer I was there, the more I felt relaxed being alongside them.”

The queen lays eggs continuously, while worker wasps forage and bring food back to feed the larvae. That, in turn, exudes a sugary liquid that the adult workers drink. Rothney describes a low purring sound rising off the nest, which she believes comes from thousands of wings beating to keep the colony cool. “It’s almost like the colony in itself is a living organism,” she says.

She says she isn’t worried about being stung – “it wouldn’t be a whole lot worse than mosquito bites” – and her advice for anyone less enthusiastic than her is: “Insects learn that certain individuals won’t harm them. Just keep calm, they will sense that and won’t feel threatened.”

Rothney traces her convictions about wildlife back to an ecology field trip at university, and to what she describes as “a kind of poetry and beauty in understanding the intricate relationships between everything”. She says she has become increasingly frustrated by how easily the label “pest” becomes a green light for extermination. “It’s fair enough if people don’t like wasps,” she says, “but we need to move away from things just being killed out of convenience. We cause a lot of damage with that approach.”

She is quick to defend the wasps which interfere with picnics every August, too. By late summer, the larvae stop producing their sugary secretion, leaving the adult workers suddenly cut off from their main food source, she says. “The poor things are starving. It’s not a battle between them and me. They’re desperate. Let’s provide them with that sugar and maybe draw them away from someone’s real ale in the evening.

“All I want is for people to be more tolerant of wasps, and of nature generally. I’m proud to be working where I am, and it’s our 100th anniversary this year – so maybe the wasps are celebrating too!”

As the weather turns this autumn, Rothney says, the queen will stop laying, the males and worker wasps will die off, and next year’s queens will leave to hibernate alone. By winter, the nest will be empty.

“It’ll be sad when they leave. I do feel motherly towards them,” she says. “It’ll be odd when they’re gone, because even the noise itself is amazing.”

And when the nest is empty? “I’m going to try to take it apart very carefully when they leave so I can see what it looks like inside.”

Until then, the shelves belong to the wasps.