Friday, October 9, 2026

Helpful Hints from joeeze: How to store potatoes to prevent them from sprouting













I wish I'd known this a month ago: I bought some baking potatoes to nuke now that I've got a nifty microwave pouch that bakes them in 4 minutes.

I put them in a kitchen cabinet with a door, figuring keeping them in the dark would prevent them from sprouting and going bad: bad idea.

When I opened the cabinet a couple weeks later to grab a potato, I saw all of them had sprouted, and not just a little.

From The Coolest:

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Every fall it's the same story. You buy a big bag of potatoes, or bring in the last of the garden harvest, and three weeks later half of them have pale little shoots growing out of the eyes  and have gone soft to the touch.

A potato is a living thing. Stored in the wrong conditions, it does exactly what it's built to do: it wakes up and starts to grow.

Sprouting is triggered by warmth and light. In a warm kitchen, near the stove or a sunny counter, a potato reads the signal that spring has come and starts sending out shoots. Light also turns the skin green, a sign of solanine, a natural compound that tastes bitter and can cause stomach upsets in larger amounts. Green patches and sprouts should always be cut away generously before cooking; a potato that's very green or shriveled belongs in the compost.

Here's the best way to store potatoes:

• Keep them cool: ideally 45-50°F. A cool pantry, basement, garage that doesn't freeze, or unheated closet works well.

• Keep them dark: a paper bag, a cardboard box, or a basket with a cloth over it.

• Let them breathe: never store them sealed in plastic, which traps moisture and invites rot.

• Don't wash them before storing: dirt protects the skin; moisture speeds decay.

• Keep them away from onions: stored side by side, the two speed each other's spoiling.

One more thing: Grandmother's famous trick was to tuck an apple in with the potatoes. There was a logic behind it: apples give off ethylene, a natural plant gas, and continuous exposure to ethylene is used commercially in some countries to hold back sprouting in stored potatoes.

One apple in a bag won't match industrial-grade storage, and results at home vary, but it's cheap, harmless, and worth trying. Replace the apple when it starts to wrinkle.

What About The Fridge?

Here the advice has shifted. For years, the rule was never refrigerate raw potatoes, because cold turns some of their starch into sugar, which changes the taste and makes them brown faster when fried. In 2023, the U.K.'s Food Standards Agency updated its guidance to say the fridge is fine. Many U.S. guides still prefer a cool, dark pantry for best flavor. If your kitchen is warm and you have no cool spot, the fridge beats a sprouting potato.

Summarizing: Cool, dark, dry, away from onions, with an apple for company.

Destroy Any Website — 'Type an address, break everything'


All possible love to this wonderful website.

It's like a time machine, taking us back to an internet full of craziness and surprises, when one person could suddenly go big without trying to be an influencer.

Free, the way we like it.

Sign of the Apocalypse: Coke Plus — 'It's made with fiber..."




















From the Guardian: "Coke Plus has 5 grams of indigestible dextrin fiber, which it says can 'suppress the absorption of fat from food.'"




















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Thursday, October 8, 2026

Just in Time Clock — Shiro Kuramata




















Melamine board, twigs, woolen yarn, nylon string, clock mechanism; 20.5" x 14.5" x 1.4"; a 1986 design titled, dated, and signed by its creator.

To be auctioned today at Bonhams on Avenue Hoche in Paris.

Estimate: €4,000-€6,000.




A Map of Every Lighthouse on Earth — 'Every charted light on the planet, on its real cycle'




























Fair warning: there goes the day.





Our Comment Policy


Long story short: We don't have one.

Never have, never will.

This is the only place on the internet where that's still the case: anyone anywhere can anonymously publish anything they want here without it having to first pass inspection or a requirement for ID etc.

Wasn't that the original intent of the internet, to be open and free?

Then how come I'm the only one here?

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

2595 Legal Graffiti Walls Around The World

















Is yours still there?




















Find out here.









Note: I believe the future belongs to Africa, which is why whenever I use a world map I put Africa in the center.

Good one.

Garbo Lives


Just. wow.

Back story here.

On Using My MacBook Pro Keyboard After A Couple Months With The DAS Mechanical Keyboard



In a fit of nostalgia a few months ago I took a flutter on a DAS Professional Mechanical Keyboard with Cherry MX Blue Switches because I wanted to see if they still felt and sounded like the clackety-clack version I had ages ago.

Long answer short: YES!

I love the DAS's tactile and audio feedback and I find I'm more accurate and faster as well on this retro keyboard.

Then, the other night, when I decluttered my workspace desktop, after disconnecting and removing the DAS keyboard along with my laptop stand, I kind of liked the streamlined look, so I've delayed putting everything back the way it was in favor of continuing with the minimalist approach for a while.

It's eerie how silent the MacBook keyboard is in comparison; another thing is how little effort is required to type compared to the force necessary to use the DAS.

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

Book Recommendations From... Hacker News?



















Who'd a thunk?

Last week while making one of my periodic (around 4-5 times daily) perusals of the Hacker News homepage, I saw where someone asked "What are you reading?"

It generated nearly 900 responses, each one of which I glanced at, and I noted a couple books I'd never heard of that sounded fantastic.

Buried deep in the many comments was one which linked to this wonderful site picturing each of the hundreds of recommended books (screenshot up top).

Fantastic!

ChipTycoon — No! It's NOT about the guy who invented Ruffles*



















ChipTycoon is a little chip factory where you watch a single wafer going through all twenty-two stages of chipmaking — sand to rough silicon to a flat mirrored disc, then coated, printed, etched, and wired layer by layer.

*Bernhardt Stahmer invented Ruffles in 1948

'The Neanderthal Force is strong with him'





















Above, one of my favorite actors, Ron Perlman, recently fantastic in the series "Cape Fear."

But wait — there's another actor with the same oversized facial features: it's Luis Guzmán (below).




















Am I right or am I right?

Monday, October 5, 2026

Popeyes Honey Chicken Biscuit Sandwich































As soon as I finished reading Tim Carman's rave Washington Post review of Popeyes' newest offering (above), I got my car keys and headed straight to the location 3 miles from my house.

Short review shorter: He's right!

Below, his paean to the king.

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Popeyes Has Another Hit With Its Honey Chicken Biscuit Sandwich

The Louisiana kitchen owes its customers a huge thanks for pointing the chain in the direction of this winning combo.

One of my favorite things about fast-food restaurants is their willingness to let customers innovate for them, a reminder that some of the best ideas don't come from tests kitchens or corporate boardrooms but rather from people who know how to hack an existing menu.

The latest example arrived last Monday at Popeyes, the Louisiana kitchen that made us lose our collective minds seven years ago over a chicken sandwich. The Miami-based chain just introduced the honey chicken biscuit, a sandwich that customers have been apparently engineering tableside for years. I stand in awe of the moxie of the American diner who reviews a fast-food menu and says, "I can do better."

For better or worse, I think most Popeye fans will want to compare the latest offering to the chicken sandwich that launched a thousand imitators. I think that's a mistake. The two sandwiches feel like two sides of the same bun — connected but distinct.

The original sandwich is the pinnacle of corporate-kitchen craft, a succulent chicken breast fried and entombed in a sweet brioche bun, offset with briny pickles to provide just enough pucker. While it has Southern touches, the sandwich still feels very much like a fast food creation, its bun a dead giveaway that it doesn't wander too far from the competition.

The honey chicken biscuit, by contrast, feels Southern Southern. Like sweet tea on a South Carolina veranda in mid-July. Popeyes designed a slighter larger version of its beloved biscuit to accomodate the thick, crackly breast meat, a protein so tender you'd swear it was 50 percent buttermilk. The biscuit and chicken come unadorned, the former doing its best to contain the gnarly length of fried bird. The combo includes two packets of "honey sauce," whose corn-syrup sweetness completes the picture.

I pounded this sandwich like I had not eaten in a week. Its components just locked into place: chicken, salt, butter, honey, crunch, flakiness, simplicity, elegance. This is a dish that somehow takes you outside the sterile walls of a chain and provides the kind of comfort we long for in our food.

Ed Ruscha Goes Full Tom Cruise























Above, Ed Ruscha's poster for Alejandro Iñárritu's new film "Digger" starring Tom Cruise.

The poster features the Boy Scout Utility Modern font, which Ruscha designed himself and has used exclusively since around 1980.

Back story here.

Note added 3:46 pm Monday October 5: "Digger" bombed on its opening weekend; it looks to be a 9-figure money-losing disaster: "Ishtar II."

"GOING NOWHERE. FAST." on the poster turns out to have been prophetic.

'Vocabulary is the single best short measure of general intelligence in adults who grew up speaking the language'


Time to put all your words on the table.

Even the ones on flash cards.

Wrote Emil Kirkegaard:

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An English vocabulary test of 108 items in two formats: for most you pick the word that matches a given meaning; for the harder ones you pick the two or three words out of five that are synonyms. The words are rare on purpose — this is a test of the top of the vocabulary range, not of everyday English.

Vocabulary is the single best short measure of general intelligence in adults who grew up speaking the language. 

The items were calibrated on 499 US adults recruited through Prolific in 2023, and your score is reported as an IQ relative to White US adults of your age (vocabulary keeps growing into the 60s, so the same score means less at 70 than at 25). If English is not your native language your score will mostly reflect exposure to it, not intelligence.

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Wait a sec — what's that song I'm hearing?

Sunday, October 4, 2026

Could An AI Keep Creating 'Red and Rover' After Brian Basset Retires?











The only comic strip I read daily is "Red and Rover." 

Once upon a time, as a boy growing up in Milwaukee, I read every single one of the daily comic strips in the Milwaukee Journal.

The comics were numerous, perhaps 25-30 of them, and they had their own page in a section called "The Green Sheet" because it was printed on light green paper.

The answer to the question posed up top is yes; the real question is, can an AI replicate Bassett's wonderful mix of whimsy and humor and artwork in such a way that someone unfamiliar with his work could differentiate genuine Bassett strips from those generated by machine.

At some point the AI version will be indistinguishable from the real thing.

The only question is when — not at present, not next year, but by 2030 my money's on AI.

Skull Screws

















Best named non-biker-related product of 2026.

Noise blocking earplugs from 3M.

Connecting cord so you can keep them handy around your neck when you're not using them without having to rip the place apart looking for one you can't find (see AirPods Pro — but I digress).

Best possible recommendation, in a 5-Star Amazon review: "We use these for our patients in MRI and they love them. The machine is very loud and these earplugs are comfortable. We get great feedback from patients and we have purchased them multiple times."











I don't know if you've ever had an MRI but if you have you know the deafening sounds it makes are equivalent to a big passenger jet engine.

When I saw the words "Skull Screws" I thought for a second it was the middle of the night during my  Neurosurgery rotation in my third year of med school and we were inserting a subdural screw through the skull to monitor intracranial pressure.

False alarm.




















Party pack of 4 pairs: $8.48.

Again I say, keep a spare pair for yourself and then do a solid for two friends.

Butterfly Wing Transplant


Friday, October 2, 2026

BeyondTheMedspeak: How to save a life without knowing CPR













Yes, it's a wonderful thing to know and use CPR in an emergency such that an individual who might have otherwise died survives.

But let's face it: few people know what to do and even fewer do it when push (on the chest, hard, 60 times a minute) comes to shove.

So here's a tip that might well let you — uninformed, unschooled, and scared — help someone live:

          Bend down, pick up their feet, and hold their legs in the air waist-high.

That's it.

By doing so you increase blood return to the central circulation — the heart and lungs, where it's needed to restore spontaneous heartbeat — from the periphery, where it's irrelevant for survival in a circulatory crisis.

Elevating the legs as described above is the equivalent of transfusing two units of blood — 40% of the average adult's total circulating blood volume — and makes CPR much more effective.

The best part is that you can't do any harm.

It's the very first thing I instruct someone to do when I arrive at a Code Blue scene.




Waspinator




















Oooh, a name to conjure with.

Tell us more!

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Just hang this "wasp nest impersonator" in your yard or attic to keep wasps away — naturally.

Because the Waspinator looks like an enemy nest, territorial wasps will avoid it, completely leaving the scene.




















No chemical sprays or sticky bait involved: just hang it by its loop, indoors or out.

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Set of 2: $9.99.

Do a solid for a friend and give them the spare.

'Au Hasard Balthazar' — 'The universe in 90 minutes'


Up top, Jean-Luc Godard's characterization of Robert Bresson's 1966 film starring a donkey named Balthazar.

After watching it I find it hard to demur.

You can too!

Watch it here.

Free, the way we like it.