Friday, July 24, 2026

Where Things Are and Where They Go — Part 2: Replacement Theory












After Part 1 appeared a week ago Friday, my longtime Crack Colorado Correspondent©®™ weighed in (above).

It's amazing to me how over the years he's become expert at mirroring my thought process: what he wrote is exactly how I'd have described the phenomenon he called "Replacement theory," which I've experienced repeatedly over the decades.

Long story short: If you want to find something that you know you have but can't locate, buy a replacement — often the missing item will reappear right after you've placed your order, well before the arrival of the replacement.

This 2000 film 


is pretty good.

The Near Thing — J.B. Boothroyd


We only met for a moment,
Beside a lichened wall,
In fact, to be perfectly truthful,
We didn’t meet at all.

The road was a ‘B’, and narrow,
The bend was an ‘S’, and smart;
I was passing a grocer’s van,
You a pony and cart.

I may have touched the grocer,
It’s hard to be sure, of course.
At an aggregate speed of a hundred
We certainly scared the horse.

We almost met for a moment,
Instead we just passed by,
In short we missed each other,
Though God alone knows why.

I got half a thumb on the hooter,
Did you get a toe to the brake?
I reckon a mile between us
Before we began to shake.

Did the landscape go pink at the edges
For you as it did for me?
Did you drop to a thoughtful thirty
For a mile, or two, or three?

We only met for a moment
(As I think I must have said),
But another moment either way
And we’d both of us be dead.

And the most alarming aspect
Of having so nearly met
Is that by this time tomorrow
We’ll both of us forget.

ShortVerse: Universe of Short Films












Shortverse: Universe of Short Film is a superb site for watching, sharing, and connecting around short films.







For those who've had it up to here with YouTube Shorts, TikTok, Reels, and their ilk.








One more thing: free, the way we like it.

Thursday, July 23, 2026

Erring on the Side of Wastefulness



Over the decades that I've owned a cat (Kitty 2007-2022; Vanta [above] 2022-present) I've noticed that I almost always end up tossing away food left over from the previous day when it comes time to put fresh food in their bowls.

I wouldn't dream of topping up Vanta's bowl by adding fresh food to yesterday's: she deserves nothing but the best and freshest I can give her.

Same with her water bowl: every evening I dump out what remains and fill it up with fresh water.

So little effort by me is required to keep my cat healthy and happy compared to how much joy she brings: it's one of life's gifts.

'Who's On First?' — Abbott and Costello


In 1936 Bud Abbott and Lou Costello formed a comedy duo.

In 1938 they performed "Who's On First?" on Kate Smith's radio show.

Over the next two decades, until they broke up their act in 1956, Abbott and Costello performed the routine at least 10,000 times — some sources estimate in excess of 15,000.

They insisted they never did it exactly the same way twice.

In 1999 TIME magazine named it the Best Comedy Sketch of the 20th Century.

More?

Read the sketch here.

Listen to it here.

clipart studio



















clipart studio lets you cut up magazine sources from the Internet Archive, images from Wikimedia Commons, and files you've uploaded, then create collages from them.
















Visit the gallery to see what's possible.












Fair warning: there goes the day.

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

'Barber'


Here's a terrific film I stumbled upon in my endless wandering amongst the zillions of titles on streaming sites.

It's about a private investigator named Barber who finds himself increasingly threatened by his investigation into the disappearance of a teenaged girl.

I loved that it's set in Dublin, not a very common movie location.

The cast — none of whom I'd ever heard of before — is superb, down to even the minor characters.

Bonus: you don't have to subscribe to any streamer to watch it: $1.99 to rent it here.

Blast From The Past: '....so I saw this great product on bookofjoe....'















Above, a June 21, 2006 post from PHARMAGOSSIP, long since vanished into the ether (assuming, that is, that you still believe in the ether).

Below, detail.













Those were the days.

Wait a sec — what's that song I'm hearing?

Book Corners




















"Book Corners is a community map for little free libraries and neighborhood book exchange spots. The goal is simple: help people discover nearby places where they can leave a book or pick one up. Every library submitted by users is reviewed before being listed, so the map stays useful, trustworthy, and welcoming for everyone."

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

bookofjoe's Favorite Thing: Extra Dark Pretzels




















I first happened on these a long time ago, then forgot about them until recently when I saw an ad or mention somewhere.

I love dark, overbaked things: Extra Toasty Cheez-Its are alway in stock here.

I took a flutter on these pretzels and they're just as good as I remember.




















Six 11-oz. [a little over 4 lbs.] bags cost $26.99.

A New Approach to Watchlists and "My Stuff"







Up top in the headline, the two labels used by Apple TV, Netflix, Prime Video, Disney+, Peacock et al to group movies and shows I want to watch.

These lists have gotten way out of control: last night I counted over 75 titles between all of them.

Whenever I want to find something to watch I end up clicking through all of them, trying to find one that fits my head space at the moment.

Not to mention how annoying all the sites are to use: when you click on a title to see what it's about and then want to continue scrolling instead of returning you to where you were, instead the site returns you to the very beginning over and over again so you have to go through all the titles up to where you were again and again and again.

It's tedious, and my thumb gets tired scrolling around sideways and up and down and back and forth with Apple TV's crummy remote.

Time for a new approach.

Long story short: From now on I'm gonna watch the first 5-10 minutes of each title in my lists: if it's good, I'm set and I'll get my popcorn and settle in with my kitty for the duration.

If it's not I'll delete it and move on to the next one.

On average, about 1 in 5-10 movies in my lists turns out to be good; about one in 20 that I've never heard of — usually foreign — knocks my socks off.

With this tactic I expect to winnow my on tap titles down to single digits in the next couple weeks.

WikiCity: Wikipedia's 100,000 most-read articles, rendered as a 3D city














Every article is a building whose height is determined by how many people have read it.

FunFact: The all-time most read article on Wikipedia is "List of deaths by year" (below), according to Perplexity Pro.

















Fair warning: there goes the rest of your life.

[via Dense Discovery]

Monday, July 20, 2026

A 3,000-Year-Old Painter’s Palette from Ancient Egypt, with Traces of the Original Colors Still In It
















From Open Culture:

It’s a good bet that your first box of crayons or watercolors was a simple affair of six or so colors… just like the palette belonging to Amenemopet, vizier to Pharaoh Amenhotep III (c.1391 — c.1354 BC), a pleasure-loving patron of the arts whose rule coincided with a period of great prosperity.

Amenemopet’s well-used artist’s palette, above, resides in the Egyptian wing of New York City’s Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Over 3000 years old and carved from a single piece of ivory, the palette is marked “beloved of Re,” a royal reference to the sun god dear to both Amenhotep III and Akhenaton, his son and successor, whose worship of Re resembled monotheism.

As curator Catharine H. Roehrig notes in the Metropolitan’s publication, Life along the Nile: Three Egyptians of Ancient Thebes, the palette “contains the six basic colors of the Egyptian palette, plus two extras: reddish brown, a mixture of red ocher and carbon; and orange, a mixture of orpiment (yellow) and red ocher. The painter could also vary his colors by applying a thicker or thinner layer of paint or by adding white or black to achieve a lighter or darker shade.”

(Careful when mixing that orpiment into your red ocher, kids. It’s a form of arsenic.)

Other minerals that would have been ground and combined with a natural binding agent include gypsum, carbon, iron oxides, blue and green azurite and malachite.

The colors themselves would have had strong symbolism for Amenhotep and his people, and the artist would have made very deliberateregulated, evenchoices as to which pigment to load onto his palm fiber brush when decorating tombs, temples, public buildings, and pottery.
























As Jenny Hill writes in Ancient Egypt Online, iwn—colorcan also be translated as “disposition,” “character,” “complexion,” or “nature.” She delves into the specifics of each of the six basic colors:

Wadj (green) also means “to flourish” or “to be healthy.” The hieroglyph represented the papyrus plant as well as the green stone malachite (wadj). The color green represented vegetation, new life and fertility. In an interesting parallel with modern terminology, actions which preserved the fertility of the land or promoted life were described as “green.”

Dshr (red) was a powerful color because of its association with blood, in particular the protective power of the blood of Isis…red could also represent anger, chaos and fire and was closely associated with Set, the unpredictable god of storms. Set had red hair, and people with red hair were thought to be connected to him. As a result, the Egyptians described a person in a fit of rage as having a “red heart” or as being “red upon” the thing that made them angry. A person was described as having “red eyes” if they were angry or violent. “To redden” was to die and “making red” was a euphemism for killing.

Irtyu (blue) was the color of the heavens and hence represented the universe. Many temples, sarcophagi and burial vaults have a deep blue roof speckled with tiny yellow stars. Blue is also the color of the Nile and the primeval waters of chaos (known as Nun).

Khenet (yellow) represented that which was eternal and indestructible, and was closely associated with gold (nebu or nebw) and the sun. Gold was thought to be the substance which formed the skin of the gods.

Hdj (white) represented purity and omnipotence. Many sacred animals (hippo, oxen and cows) were white. White clothing was worn during religious rituals and to “wear white sandals” was to be a priest…White was also seen as the opposite of red, because of the latter’s association with rage and chaos, and so the two were often paired to represent completeness.

Kem (black) represented death and the afterlife to the ancient Egyptians. Osiris was given the epithet “the black one” because he was the king of the netherworld, and both he and Anubis (the god of embalming) were portrayed with black faces. The Egyptians also associated black with fertility and resurrection because much of their agriculture was dependent on the rich dark silt deposited on the river banks by the Nile during the inundation. When used to represent resurrection, black and green were interchangeable.

Fredkin's Paradox





















Fredkin's paradox: The more equally attractive two alternatives seem, the harder it can be to choose between them — no matter that, to the same degree, the choice can only matter less. Thus, a decision-making agent might spend the most time on the least important decisions.

It was proposed by American physicist Edward Fredkin.

The paradox arises from the negative correlation between the difference between two options and the difficulty of deciding between them.

Museum of the Human Web





















"The online Museum of the Human Web features over 90 artefacts spanning more than 50 years of internet history, honoring an era when networks, sites, and memes were still built by human hands rather than algorithms."


















[via Dense Discovery]

Saturday, July 18, 2026

BeyondTheMedspeak: How To Choose Your Medical Specialty
























Pretty much right on.

Bonus: here's 99% of a dermatology residency, as related by a senior dermatology resident back when I was rotating through derm in med school:

"Wet on the dry, dry on the wet, if that doesn't work, steroids."

I suspect it's still effective 95% of the time.

Silence — Marianne Moore

 


Doing Time Clock — Josh Owen























This clock perfectly captures my experience all the years I was in school.

So, so bored.

From the designer's website: "'Doing Time' makes reference to the scratched wall tally of a prisoner who measures the passing of time in an attempt to preserve his humanity."

$37.58.

Friday, July 17, 2026

'David Rumsey: A Stranger Quest'


A week ago I featured David Rumsey's nonpareil map collection and associated website.

The collection itself, over 200,000 maps, is located at the David Rumsey Map Center at Stanford University.

Up top is a full-length 90-minute documentary film about him which premiered at the Torino Film Festival on November 30, 2023, and was released to the public in December 2024.

"For David Rumsey, maps constitute the fabric of memory. They carry images of boundless worlds and the people who live there — past, present, and even the future. In this film, David takes us on a journey through time and space as he recalls why he started collecting. Over decades the collection grew into the intricate, innovative, and intimate story of his life and all the lives that have touched him."

Watch it for free — the way we like it.

More?

Your wish is my demand.

Sunny Day Bench — Gabriele Pezzini















It was introduced in April of 2006 at the "Open Your Mind" exhibition in Milan but after twenty years the designer has yet to find a manufacturer.
















Wrote Pezzini (pictured above and below with his creation): "It invites only one to sit yet suggests others are welcome, though there is no practical place provided. Sunny Day Bench is a metaphor for contradictions in the human condition: we may dislike the company of others, but we need it. We may hate to be alone, but ultimately we are. We flee crowds, but we are also attracted to them; and, more often than not, we demand a degree of individuality and independence."



Where Things Are and Where They Go









































Around ten years ago it occurred to me that when I can't find something, it may not be because I forgot where I put it.

What if things simply disappear from my perceived world, only to reemerge later?

Crazy, right?

Time and again I've looked high and low for something I know was somewhere a moment ago because I saw it — but it's not there!

I find it later, after I've stopped looking for it.

I've never mentioned this theory to anyone.

Only today did it occur to me that since I often do my best thinking in the course of putting it down in words on a screen, I might as well explore this idea here.

I've never read much philosophy but I have no doubt there are schools of thought based on this concept of a world created by thought rather than existing independently.

I was struck by something Einstein wrote in 1921: "It was formerly believed that if all material things disappeared from the universe, time and space would be left. According to relativity theory, however, space and time disappear together with the things."

If Schrödinger's cat can be both alive and dead until you open the box to see which it is, then there's no reason my disappearing stuff can't be winking in and out of existence.

Only recently did I change my behavior to be more in accord with this take on the world.

Long story short: When something "disappears" I no longer look for it: instead I consciously live in that liminal time and space between when the thing went missing until I happen on it.

"Use Your Illusion" is not just a classic Gun N' Roses album.

Thursday, July 16, 2026

Left-Hander's Notebook




















Fellow southpaws know what a pain in the butt it is to use a conventional spiral notebook, having to contort your writing hand so as to minimize the pain of the spiral pressing into the underside of your wrist.

Here's an assortment of six (6) double spiral notebooks in six (6) colors, each with 50 8"x 5" sheets.























$30.15.