Wednesday, August 12, 2026

'Billie Eilish — Hit Me Hard And Soft: The Tour'


This new concert film was the first time I'd ever heard a Billie Eilish song.

Long story short: I loved the movie.

I have a jones for live concert films, most of all those featuring Taylor Swift but also past ones like "Stop Making Sense," "Gimme Shelter," "Woodstock," "The Song Remains The Same," etc.

James Cameron — yes, that James Cameron — was actively involved in the making of this movie and often appears on camera, filming Eilish as he interviews her.

I warmed to her songs and performance as the concert progressed (unlike the concert films of Taylor Swift, which feature many shows across continents as she makes her world tours, Eilish's features just one concert along with the entire day's preparation, sound checks, etc.).

She is really something, holding the stage for the most part completely alone, unlike Swift without a highly choreographed troupe of dancers and singers surrounding her and complete changes of outfit and mood and stage sets and lighting between songs.

The bond between her arena audience and her is amazing to see.

She's also quite articulate and insightful during the Cameron interviews.

100 Most Often Mispronounced Words and Phrases in English





How many do you mess up on a regular basis, never knowing how dumb you sound?

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Surge Protector Protector
















Say what?

From websites:

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Conceal the clutter and haphazard appearance of your surge protectors.

Don't be dismayed about tangled wires, bulky plugs, and bright power indicator lights.
















Simply close the lid and make the mess disappear.

Two lids provide access to power switch or outlets and protect from dust.




















14.5" x 3.5" x 3".

Polypropylene.

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$13.99.

See This on Your Trip to Mars in 2060













Make sure you livestream it to your friends back on Earth (allow 3-24 minutes travel time, depending on where the two planets are in their respective orbits).

NASA's Curiosity Rover saw this on June 11, 2026.

It initially captured 11 individual photos of a sand-capped butte, nicknamed "Miraflores," with its mast camera.

The isolated feature is about 20 feet tall.

It was left behind when surrounding rock eroded, deepening the broad valley Curiosity was in.











The photos were sent back to Earth and stitched together, producing a high-resolution (6,162 x 2,576 pixels) image.

The color was adjusted to match the lighting conditions as the human eye would see if a person were standing on the surface of the Red Planet next to Curiosity.

In the photo below, you can see the butte in the distance.











The area pictured is inside the 96-mile-wide Gale Crater, in which sits Mount Sharp, an 18,000-foot-high central peak that rises from the crater.

"Billions of years ago, lakes and streams dappled the lower foothills of Mount Sharp, which Curiosity has been ascending since 2014," noted NASA.

[via PetaPixel]

Which dropped first?
















Just the thing to help you avoid doing what you're supposed to be doing.

Monday, August 10, 2026

World's Most Tricked-Out Manhole Cover

















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This unique access hatch featuring a six-part cover over a built-in spiral staircase is located on Bahnhofsplatz/Gustav-Stresemann-Ring in Wiesbaden, Germany.

It opens down into the historic Salzbachkanal (Salzbach Canal) — the main underground stormwater and drainage sewer system for Wiesbaden's city center.

The staircase is roughly seven meters high, opening into the brick-arched canal below.

According to the city's own records, the subterranean canal was built between 1900 and 1907, following typhus epidemics that pushed the city to modernize its sewage system.

It was designed by engineers Josef Brix and Martin Frensch.

The heavy metal cover features segmented triangular folding lids that open outward, revealing a cylindrical brick-lined  shaft with a tightly fitted spiral staircase.

The cover was designed specifically to fit this construction's access shaft.

It serves as a specialized maintenance and descent shaft for municipal engineers inspecting or working within the subterranean drainage network.

The city has an annual "Day of the Open Canal" on which public tours are offered.



Best Investment I Ever Made

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Out there on the patio — it's a bird, it's a plane, it's... my can holder?

Yes.

I saw it in a Seven-11 many years ago and instantly raced to grab it before anyone else could.

No better summary exists of my take on things — then or now.

For $1.99 or whatever it cost I get at least one laugh and many smiles each day, every time I see it — which is often since I drink a lot of Caffeine-Free Diet Coke and as a result visit the WC frequently.

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My philosophy (long story short): If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no business laughing at anyone else.

fable — How fast can you identify the animal as the image zooms out?

 

4) Guess the animal as the image zooms out

An animated gif that shows a closeup of an animal, so close you can't figure out at first what it is. It's just a grey, wrinkled surface. Beneath are three buttons labelled "echidna", "buffalo", and "fruit bat". As it slowly zooms out two black eyes appear, and you can see that it's the head of a buffalo, facing you
via Fable

“Fable” is a fun game: It starts with a close-up zoom of an animal, and it slowly zooms out. Your goal is to guess the correct animal as quickly as possible.

It’s fun! By forcing you to look so closely at the zoomed-in features of these critters, it gets you to see them with fresh eyes … a nice aesthetic and existential effect.

You can pick a category of “birds”, “dogs”, or “all animals”, which I picked above. You can play against friends, racing to see who’s first to identify the game, or just do it in solo mode.

[via Clive Thompson]

Sunday, August 9, 2026

8K Cinematic Tribute to the Artemis II Mission


Using high-definition open source videos and photos from NASA, John Boswell created this 8-minute-long video recap of this past April's Artemis II mission that executed a flyby of the moon, marking the furthest man has ever been from Earth.

Can't wait to watch this on Vision Pro's YouTube app: the device's micro-OLED panels each produce a 4K image which together deliver 6K resolution — not 8K, a common misconception since two 4K panels don't yield 8K in pixel-count terms.

[via Kottke]

Nearest Pint — UK Pub Density by Parliamentary Constituency























Have one on me.

[via Clive Thompson]

A Plant That Dies If You Look At Your Phone





















Simone Giertz is a designer and hardware hacker famous for doing hilarious, offbeat projects. (Lots of videos of her builds on YouTube.)

Her latest? A plant inside a bell jar that contains a grow-light. There’s a slot at the bottom of the bell jar, into which she slides her phone. The grow-light only goes on if the phone is in the slot — so, in essence …

if she doesn’t put her phone down for four hours a day, the plant will die.

As Giertz says at the end of the video:

There's something kind of poetic about it. Like if I'm on my phone, I'm not only taking away from my own life, I'm also taking away from the life of this plant.

This idea has promise. 

Giertz has only made this one-off prototype, but I bet she could bring it to market.

[via Clive Thompson]

Friday, August 7, 2026

The Evolution of Tap Dance


Scott Bradlee and his Postmodern Jukebox take us through the history of tap dancing since 1899, with dancer and choreographer Sarah Reich shuffling and tapping her way through various songs, from 1899's "Maple Leaf Rag" to 2014's "Uptown Funk."

[via The Presurfer]

World's Best Flag?
















It's that of Greenland.

Designed by Greenland politician Thue Christiansen, it was officially adopted in 1985 and features the Danish colors.

The white is symbolic of the ice and snow that covers most of the island, and the red is symbolic of the sun.

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Res ipsa loquitur.

Thursday, August 6, 2026

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See what I did there?

FOUND: Artifact from the Future Past





















By Laura Moorhead, this appeared on the last page of the August 2006 issue of Wired Magazine.

Chess Teacher Chess Set




















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Chess Teacher

At last — chess pieces with the rules for how they move printed right on them!

Now everyone can play.

You get a complete set of plastic chess pieces with print-on rules for moving, a chess board, and an instruction booklet — which you won't need because the pieces are so clearly marked!

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$12.99

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

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"A tricky wordplay game."

Fair warning....

Mr. Mxyztplk v Joe Btfsplk — Vowel-Deprived Throwdown: Who came first?

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From my longtime Crack bookofjoe Mississippi Correspondent©®™ Shawn Lea comes a characteristically deep diving investigation into the little-known origins of two great vowel-deprived comic characters of the 20th century, Mr. Mxyztptlk (above) and Joe Btfsplk (below).

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Her report follows — and you can bet your bottom dollar that not one word has been.

    Mr. Mxyztplk vs. Joe Btfsplk

    Who came first... Mr. Mxyztplk vs. Joe Btfsplk?

    Joe Btfsplk preceded Mr. Mxyztplk. Joe Btfsplk's first appearance was June 11, 1942. Mxyztptlk ((roughly pronounced Mix-yez-pit-lick, also nicknamed Mxy) first appeared in September of 1944. Joe's creator, Al Capp, pronounced Btfsplk with a "raspberries" sound, also known as a "Bronx cheer."

    Mxyztplk appeared originally as a small bald man in a purple suit, green bow tie and purple derby hat. This was changed to a futuristic looking orange outfit with purple trim in the mid-1950s, although the hat remained. At around this time the spelling of Mxyztplk's name changed (by mistake) to "Mxyz pt lk".

    From Wikipedia:

    After the establishment of DC Comics' multiverse in the 1960s, it was later explained that the purple-suited Mxyzptlk lived in the fifth dimension connected to Earth-Two and the orange-costumed Mxyzptlk in the fifth dimension connected to Earth-One. The Earth-One version was also retconned into Superboy stories as Master Mxyzptlk.

    From www.supermanhomepage.com:

    The imp known as Mr. Mxyztplk first appeared in our dimension in Superman #30 (1st series, 1944) in a story by Jerry Siegel with art by John Sikela. For those who haven't seen the original story, you can find it in "The Greatest Superman Stories Ever Told" trade paperback. The bald little fellow in the purple suit and green bowtie creates all kind of havoc -- including animating a naked statue he calls McGurk. Mxyztplk describes himself as a "court-jester" from another dimension. The not very bright imp laughingly tells Superman that there is no way he can be tricked into saying the magic word "Klptzyxm" that will return him to his own dimension. Oops. Saying the word, Mr. Mxyztplk vanishes.

    A note at the end of the tale says, "If you enjoyed the antics of Mr. Mxyztplk and would like to read of his further encounters with Superman, let us know on a penny postcard." Obviously, Mr. Mxyztplk was a big hit and returned many times.

    The imp's name was later changed to Mxyzptlk (for the consonant-challenged among you, the letters "t" and "p" are reversed). He had a long history of antagonizing Superman, supposedly every 90 days, until Superman inevitably tricked him into saying his name backwards. This restored everything back to normal and banished Mxyztplk back to the Fifth Dimension for another 90 days. Until the Crisis On Infinite Earths series rewrote DC history.

Darth Tater — Just the thing for the 'Star Wars' fan who thinks they have everything




















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Create your own unique Darth Tater character with interchangeable parts.

Includes a variety of accessories to customize your potato figure.

Perfect for imaginative play and creativity.

Suitable for children and collectors alike.

A fun twist on the classic Mr. Potato Head toy.























For ages 2+ so all my readers can have great fun with it.

$38.20.

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

'The Wizard of the Kremlin'


I've had this 2025 film directed by Oliver Assayas on my watchlist for months and finally took a flutter last night.

It's excellent!

I had no idea the cast included my favorite actor in the world, Jeffrey Wright (whose portrayal of a conflicted high-level CIA executive in "The Agency" [Season 2] was sensational), and Alicia Vikander as a punk goddess in the fragmenting post-Gorbachev Russia.

Lagniappe: you don't have to subscribe to a streaming service to see it — rent it on YouTube.

40,000-Year-Old Bird Figurines Carved From Mammoth Ivory Found in German Cave















Spectacular.

Archaeologists in southwestern Germany have unearthed two miniature bird figurines carved from mammoth ivory, among the smallest and most delicate examples of Ice Age art ever found.

The two ancient figurines, each about 0.8 inches long and weighing about 1 gram apiece, were discovered in 2025 in the Aurignacian layers of Hohle Fels Cave.

The site is part of a UNESCO World Heritage Cluster in the Swabian Jura known for yielding some of the earliest figurative art in human history.

Dated to be about 40,000 years old, the artifacts were found about 5 feet apart in the same layer, suggesting they may be roughly contemporaneous and possibly even the work of the same hand.

One figurine appears to show a bird crouched low, perhaps brooding over eggs; the other, incomplete, shows outstretched wings that could depict a bird taking flight, landing, or displaying in courtship.

"The figurines demonstrate that the earliest artists were skilled ivory-carvers, who could depict delicate motifs in miniature form," said Professor Nicholas Conard, director of excavations and an archaeologist at the University of Tübingen.

"Additionally, it seems that specific depictions are associated with specific sites."

The objects' naturalistic detail points to a ptarmigan as the likely model for the brooding bird, with the second figure possibly a ptarmigan, grouse, or bird of prey.

"The carvings are not highly stylized but instead include many specific and unique features," Professor Conard said.

"Here the artist has recorded detailed observations that allow us to consider which kind of bird is represented and what the bird could be doing."

The finds show that humans working in the region roughly 40,000 years ago, near the time modern humans first arrived in the Upper Danube region, were already accomplished ivory carvers capable of rendering fine detail at a tiny scale.

"The figurines in their present state weigh only 1.3 and 0.7 grams and are the smallest and finest depictions from this period 40,000-years-ago, but despite their size, they raise many new questions," Professor Conard said.

"Even 40,000-years-ago birds were here. Their song filled the air and some species came to the region in the course of annual migrations."

"Their calls signaled warnings, and the residents of the region often used their hollow bones and even mammoth ivory to make flutes that produced magical sounds."

[via SciNews]