Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Sign of the Apocalypse: Pringles Hot Dog Buns — VERY Limited Edition













From Delish:

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Pringles Turned Three Fan-Favorite Flavors Into Hot Dog Buns — And Stuffed Them In Its Iconic Cans

There are only two chances to grab the strangest cookout upgrade of summer.

I’ve opened enough cans of Pringles to know exactly what should come out of one. A hot dog bun was never on the list.

And yet, Pringles has decided that chips are no longer enough. The brand announced Monday that they’re releasing a limited run of flavored hot dog buns that borrow their seasoning from three familiar cans: Sour Cream & Onion, BBQ and Honey Mustard.

They’re called Pop Dog Buns, and each one measures 7.5 inches long so it can fit neatly into Pringles’ signature packaging. The buns are potato-based, which gives the brand a solid starting point for working its chip flavors into the bread itself instead of leaving all the heavy lifting to the toppings. Sour Cream & Onion is the richest and tangiest, BBQ has a smoky sweetness, and Honey Mustard gives you that sweet-sharp combination without needing to squeeze anything from a bottle.

You could also pile actual Pringles onto the hot dog for crunch, should the flavored bun somehow feel too restrained for your own personal taste.












Unfortunately, getting your hands on one will require more effort than grabbing a regular package at the grocery store. Pringles is releasing the buns online twice: Wednesday, July 8, and Wednesday, July 15, with both drops beginning at noon ET.

               WAKE UP — THAT'S RIGHT NOW!!!

The buns are included at no additional cost when you buy a $6.97 three-pack containing Sour Cream & Onion, BBQ and Honey Mustard Pringles. Orders will be available through OnceYouPopMarket.com, along with the brand's Instagram and Facebook Shops, while supplies last.

"We wanted to take something everyone knows and completely flip it into an exciting new snackable experience," said Mauricio Jenkins, Salty Snacks Brand & Content Lead, Mars Snacking North America. "Our mission is to continually deliver the unexpected to our fans, which is why we're reimagining ordinary, bland buns and transforming them into an extraordinarily flavorful experience fit for our iconic cans. Trust me, that extra Pringles flavor truly makes these buns pop because... Once You Pop, The Pop Dogs Don't Stop."

A regular bun has never asked this much of me before. But then again, a regular bun has also never arrived in a Pringles can, has it?

If Edvard Munch were a barista...


Tuesday, July 7, 2026

9 Habits of Highly Annoying Fitness Club Users

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As described in a post on Newsweek's website by Tina Peng, they follow.

    Gym Sins

    Fitness club managers dish about their members' most obnoxious habits

    It was perhaps the most extreme case of gym rage — ever. While taking a Manhattan spin class, Christopher Carter became so annoyed by the unrelenting grunts and shouts of a fellow spinner that he tipped the other guy right off his bike and into a wall. The grunter was hospitalized for two weeks after the incident. Carter was acquitted of assault charges. Hopefully, the acquittal won't inspire a rash of altercations, as other exercisers decide that they too have had it with obnoxious gym behavior. Because any gym rat can tell you, grunting isn't the most irritating thing people do in fitness clubs. From making lunch in the sauna to sporting unsavory yoga attire, club managers report that some of their patrons are clueless when it comes to gym etiquette, or general decency. Here are nine of the most outrageous fitness club offenses.

    1. The Sauna Stovetop A manager at a New York Sports Club was walking through the women's locker room a few years ago when she smelled cheese. Puzzled, she opened the door to the sauna, where a woman had placed bread and cheese on the hot rocks to make a post-workout grilled cheese sandwich. "Not only was it a health code violation, it was not really respectful to the other people in the sauna," said NYSC PR director Linda Hufcut. "She said, 'I do this all the time.' That was, obviously, the last time she ever did it.'"

    2. Nude Fitness? A couple of visitors to a Gold's Gym in Paramus, N.J., decided to get naked and weigh themselves before they started working out. The two men didn't seem daunted by the fact that the scale was outside the locker room. They hung out by the scale, in full view of the other, clothed patrons, until a manager asked them to put some clothes on. They told Mike Epstein, the gym's owner, that they did that sort of thing all the time at their home gym. Perhaps they meant "home gym" as in the one in their basement.

    3. Creative Blow-Drying A man in a California Crunch gym decided that the best way to dry out his sweaty shoes was to stick a hair dryer in each of them while he took his after-workout shower. He was shocked when managers asked him to cease and desist. "He said, 'I didn't even realize I shouldn't be doing this'," said Keith Worts, chief operating officer of Crunch, a national fitness chain.

    4. Downward Dog? At another Crunch location a man had a habit of taking a yoga class while wearing shorts without underwear. He was more than happy to correct his faux pas as soon as managers made him aware that other members were uncomfortable with the view they were getting.

    5. Work Out, Sleep In Some people get a little too relaxed at the gym. Gold's Gym managers have reported finding customers who fell asleep in the tanning facility and didn't wake up until the gym was closed, as well as customers who fell asleep on the bench press in between sets.

    6. Killer Karaoke It's common and profoundly annoying: gym goers get carried away listening to their music players. Before they know it they've treated everyone in the room to an off-key rendition of "... Baby One More Time." "I call it karaoke gone bad, because there is no background music and they're singing at the top of their lungs," said Harry Reo, a regional vice president for 24 Hour Fitness.

    7. Talking (Too Much of) the Talk Fed up with people gabbing on their cell phones as they used the elliptical, many gyms have banned cell phones around workout equipment and designated areas for patrons to make calls. Still, people forget. "There's nothing worse than running on the treadmill and having someone next to you conducting an extremely loud conversation," said Hufcut, who's seen some people use walkie-talkies while on the treadmill.

    8. Sweat Sins It seems basic, but enough people forget to wipe down their equipment after using it that this was one of the four deadly gym sins included on an informational video NYSC taped a few years ago. During the segment a careless gym goer didn't dry off his machine; when he stood up, the entire machine was covered in dripping goo.

    9. Scrimmage to Scuffle It's only logical that testosterone can run high at the gym, and sometimes managers need to break up altercations on the basketball court, said Nancy Pattee Francini, co-founder and president of Sports Club/LA. "Those guys, when they're playing basketball, can get into fights," she said. "They're not terrible fights — we're a high-end club."

    These are, of course, the worst offenses, not the norm. Obnoxious behavior can usually be curbed with a little etiquette education, say gym owners. "Most of the time it's really an awareness issue with members," said Worts of Crunch. "We have to remind them that they're in a shared public space." Nonetheless, it might not be a bad idea to look over the list and make sure you're not committing any gym sins.

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Monday, July 6, 2026

Road Rage: Don't be fooled by a seemingly 'crunchy' bumper sticker

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Shankar Vedantam's Washington Post story about aggressive driving and road rage explains why people who put bumper stickers on their cars — not just ones like that pictured above but also seemingly crunchy ones like "Visualize Whirled Peas" — are "far more likely than those who do not personalize their cars to use their vehicles to express rage."

Long story short: Once you put a bumper sticker on a car — "marking it" — the vehicle becomes highly personal territory and thus much more likely to be aggressively defended against perceived invaders of your space.

Here's Vedantam's piece.

    Looking to Avoid Aggressive Drivers? Check Those Bumpers

    Three horrors await Americans who get behind the wheel of a car for a family road trip this summer: the spiraling price of gas, the usual choruses of "are-we-there-yet?" — and the road rage of fellow drivers.

    Divine intervention might be needed for the first two problems, but science has discovered a solution for the third.

    Watch out for cars with bumper stickers.

    That's the surprising conclusion of a recent study by Colorado State University social psychologist William Szlemko. Drivers of cars with bumper stickers, window decals, personalized license plates and other "territorial markers" not only get mad when someone cuts in their lane or is slow to respond to a changed traffic light, but they are far more likely than those who do not personalize their cars to use their vehicles to express rage — by honking, tailgating and other aggressive behavior.

    It does not seem to matter whether the messages on the stickers are about peace and love — "Visualize World Peace," "My Kid Is an Honor Student" — or angry and in your face — "Don't Mess With Texas," "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student."

    Hey, you clown! This ain't funny! Aggressive driving might be responsible for up to two-thirds of all U.S. traffic accidents that involve injuries.

    Szlemko and his colleagues at Fort Collins found that people who personalize their cars acknowledge that they are aggressive drivers, but usually do not realize that they are reporting much higher levels of aggression than people whose cars do not have visible markers on their vehicles.

    Drivers who do not personalize their cars get angry, too, Szlemko and his colleagues concluded in a paper published in the Journal of Applied Social Psychology, but they don't act out their anger. They fume, mentally call the other driver a jerk, and move on.

    "The more markers a car has, the more aggressively the person tends to drive when provoked," Szlemko said. "Just the presence of territory markers predicts the tendency to be an aggressive driver."

    The key to the phenomenon apparently lies in the idea of territoriality. Drivers with road rage tend to think of public streets and highways as "my street" and "my lane" — in other words, they think they "own the road."

    Why would bumper stickers predict which people are likely to view public roadways as private property?

    Social scientists such as Szlemko say that people carry around three kinds of territorial spaces in their heads. One is personal territory — like a home, or a bedroom. The second kind involves space that is temporarily yours — an office cubicle or a gym locker. The third kind is public territory: park benches, walking trails — and roads.

    Previous research has shown that these different territorial spaces evoke distinct emotional responses. People are willing to physically defend private territory in ways they would never do with public territory. And people personalize private territory with various kinds of markers — in their homes, for example, they hang paintings, alter the decor and carry out renovations.

    "Territoriality is hard-wired into our ancestors from tens of thousands of years ago," said Paul Bell, a co-author of the study at Colorado State. "Animals are territorial because it had survival value. If you could keep others away from your hunting groups, you had more game to spear... it becomes part of the biology."

    Drivers who individualize their cars using bumper stickers, window decals and personalized license plates, the researchers hypothesized, see their cars in the same way as they see their homes and bedrooms -- as deeply personal space, or primary territory.

    Unlike any environment our evolutionary ancestors might have confronted, driving a car simultaneously places people in both private territory — their cars — and public territory — the road. Drivers who personalize their cars with bumper stickers and other markers of private territory, the researchers argue, forget when they are on the road that they are in public territory because the immediate cues surrounding them tell them that they are in a deeply private space.

    "If you are in a vehicle that you identify as a primary territory, you would defend that against other people whom you perceive as being disrespectful of your space," Bell added. "What you ignore is that you are on a public roadway — you lose sight of the fact you are in a public area and you don't own the road."

    Szlemko said that, in an as-yet-unpublished experiment, he conducted tests of road rage in actual traffic. He had one researcher sit in a car in a left-turn lane. When the light turned green, the researcher simply stayed still, blocking the car behind.

    Another researcher, meanwhile, examined whether the blocked car had bumper stickers and other markers of territoriality. The experimental question was how long it would take for the driver of the blocked car to honk in frustration.

    Szlemko said that drivers of cars with decals, bumper stickers and personalized license plates honked at the offending vehicle nearly two full seconds faster than drivers of cars without any territorial markers.

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Here's the abstract of Szlemko's paper.

    Territorial Markings as a Predictor of Driver Aggression and Road Rage

    Aggressive driving has received substantial media coverage during the past decade. We report 3 studies testing a territorial explanation of aggressive driving. Altman described attachment to, personalization of, and defense of primary territories (e.g., home) as being greater than for public territories (e.g., sunbathing spot on a beach). Aggressive driving may occur when social norms for defending a primary territory (i.e., one's automobile) become confused with less aggressive norms for defending a public territory (i.e., the road). Both number of territory markers (e.g., bumper stickers, decals) and attachment to the vehicle were significant predictors of aggressive driving. Mere presence of a territory marker predicts increased use of the vehicle to express anger and decreased use of adaptive/constructive expressions.

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Use Your Delusion


















Yet another chapter in my life-long delusion that if only I have the right pair of shoes, running will be transformed from a dull tiring chore to a good time.

Just because it hasn't happened yet over fifty years doesn't mean it won't happen later this week.

Allez!

Wait a sec — what's that music I'm hearing?

Not thatthis!

Sunday, July 5, 2026

A Comprehensive Guide to Yellow Stripey Things












Res ipsa loquitur.

What is it?




















Answer here this time tomorrow.

Hint: Smaller than a bread box.

Another: No moving parts.

A second perspective:




Intertapes



"Intertapes is an updating collection of found cassette tapes from around the world. The audio fragments include: voice memos, field recordings, mixtapes, bootlegs, and more."

Think of it as a numbers station on acid.

Free, the way we like it.

More?

There's also a YouTube channel.

Saturday, July 4, 2026

Time to make some money: A new bookofjoe invention offered to whomever wants it — free, the way we like it









Yes, it's been too long since I've had one of these epiphanies.

Just in from my peabrain, the following:

             Double-sided Post-its

That's it?

joe, you're saying that's the entirety of your invention?

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

What good is a double-sided Post-it?

Ah.

As Benjamin Franklin remarked in 1783, "What is the use of a newborn baby?"

Or, for that matter, a little device that lets you listen privately to whatever music you like wherever you happen to be?


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From the website:

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Designed to operate with a push of a button.

Does single or double threading. 

Colors may vary.

Made in Italy.

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Latitude v Longitude: Easy Peasy Way to Remember Which is Which














Confused by latitude and longitude?

I was too for many years until one day while goofing off and doing something close to nothing (but different than the day before) the penny dropped and I figured out a foolproof way to remember which is which.

I'll tell you about it at this time tomorrow.

Just kidding.

Latitude: the lines are flat —they run sideways, flattened out.

Longitude: the lines are long — they're the ones that go up and down, the vertical ones.

There, wasn't that easy?

If you still can't keep them straight let me know and I will cheerfully refund three times what you paid for this tip.

Friday, July 3, 2026

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Simply fold this cash dispenser together and tape your bills end-to-end using the easy-peel removable tape that's included.

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Box is 4"H x 4"W x 4"D; tape is 3/4" x 150" (12.5 feet in case your brain's tired).

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Thursday, July 2, 2026

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BeyondTheMedspeak: Don't Ice That Burn

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That's the short of it.

Anahad O'Conner's New York Times "Really?" feature has the details, and follows.

    The Claim: Ice Is Good for a Skin Burn

    The Facts: Like a cup of tea for a cough, a batch of ice for a sunburn may seem like the perfect remedy for millions of Americans who will spend a little too much time in the sun this summer.

    But many home remedies that seem like common sense are less than helpful, and the old ice-for-a-burn technique is no exception. It can help soothe some initial pain, but in the end it will slow the healing process.

    That has been borne out over the years in various studies of simple treatments for minor scalds and sunburns. In one randomized study, 24 healthy volunteers were inflicted with first-degree burns and subjected to different treatments. Those who received a cooling treatment similar to ice did not experience reduced pain or inflammation compared with those who received a placebo treatment.

    In another study in the journal Burns, a team of scientists compared easing burns with ice cubes for 10 minutes with other remedies and found that ice caused "the most severe damage." "Using an ice cube immediately after injury," the authors added, "is harmful in some instances."

    According to the Mayo Clinic, putting ice on a burn can cause frostbite and damage the skin. For better results, try running cool water over the area and taking a pain reliever. Then cover the area with gauze but no ointment. Most minor burns heal without further treatment, the clinic says.

    The Bottom Line: Never use ice to soothe a burn.

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Most important: get the burn under cool running water as soon as possible following the injury — run, don't walk to the faucet.

The first seconds are critical in minimizing tissue trauma and subsequent pain.

I recommend the coldest water you can find running over the burn for a minimum of five minutes — by the clock.

Though the skin may feel cold, the damage continues beneath as a result of the heat previously absorbed when the burn occurred.

Five minutes of running water is better than putting the burned area in a sink or tub or whatever because 1) the water stays colder, and 2) water removes more heat when flowing than still.

Atlas of Open Webcams on the Public Internet














Fair warning: prolly few of the 14,131 peeps whose webcams these are know that they're broadcasting live 24/7/365 around the world.

Wait a sec — what's that song I'm hearing?

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

What is it?






















Answer here this time tomorrow.

Hint: smaller than a bread box.

Another: no moving parts.

A third: not by Josef Albers.


Why are commercials on Peacock less annoying?



Unlike commercials on conventional TV since forever, Peacock's commercials are accompanied by a small yellow circle in the lower left hand corner of the screen which encloses a second-by-second countdown timer showing exactly how long till the commercial ends.

Perhaps it's the participatory gamification that ensues: I try to precisely unmute the TV at the exact second the commercial ends and the show resumes.

Anything that I can gamify immediately becomes more appealing.

What's vexed me for decades is my inability to figure out a way to gamify my dreaded daily run.

I haven't given up trying and I never will.

Wait a sec — what's that song I'm hearing?