Clip-On Extendable Back Scratcher — 'Talk to the hand'

I love this thing and if I were still in academic anesthesia I'd buy one in a heartbeat.

What fun to pull this puppy out of your white coat pocket and point to all your important data with the little hand.

When someone asks a dumb question — or even a smart one — you use the scratching function on your head or back or wherever seems most appropriate.

Or you simply point it at the offender and say, "Talk to the hand."

Ha.

6.5" long extending to 20".

Stainless steel.

Cheap at twice the price: 2 for $5.99.

Give the other one to a friend and make their day.

They don't mention it on the website but you could also eat with it.

Note: do this before rather than after using it for its titular purpose.

It's a pointer... it's a back scratcher... it's a fork... it's... Superman!