Tilting Cake Turntable

Finally.

I've never baked a cake but you don't have to be a rocket scientist or a near-brain-dead anesthesiologist who inhaled too much unscavenged waste gas over many decades to know that this is one cool toy for people who practice the fine art of cake baking.

To a serious pastry chef this device has to be catnip.

From the website:

Professional decorating is easy with the Tilting Turntable.

Secure soft non-slip grip design on top plate.

Positions any cake at just the right angle for easy decorating.

Tilting mechanism provides 18 secure plate positions controlled by large push button.

Dual rotation: turntable rotates in either direction, enabling right- or left-handed use.

Base has a balanced weight and non-slip feet to keep turntable in place.

12"Ø x 7"H.

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18 positions?

Push button control?

Non–slip grip design?

Duel directional rotation?

Wait a minute — I thought this was a cake platform, not a new Lexus.

Be still, my heart.

And if not, why, get out the defibrillator. 

$59.99.