From famed party-crasher Alex Mamlet (above and below at parties he's crashed with, from the top, invited guests Steven Spielberg, Penelope Cruz, and Colin Farrell):
"A never–fail technique is showing up in an immaculate chef's outfit — including toque — with a food item, looking really concerned. Security will always let you in. The more outrageous the food item, the more likely they are to let you in."
How do you spell "durian?"
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