Friday, September 11, 2026

'20 Rules for Eating Oysters' — Rowan Jacobsen




















"Get as close to the shucker as possible. Oysters served at places that don't have a designated shucker are often laughably bad. That goes for very famous ones too. These may be great chefs, but they aren't chatting with the oyster growers every day and they haven't put in thousands of hours at the shucking station. If the restaurant doesn't have a full-time shucker, don't go there for the oysters."

Know your oceans

Know your species

Salty places make salty oysters

Follow the frost line

Don't settle for skinny oysters

Don't diss the South

Don't diss the farm

Don't settle for visually unappealing oysters

Avoid dilettante restaurants

Get as close to the grower as possible

Freshness is all

Eat them naked

Know when to ignore the previous rule

The thrill of the chase(r)

Ice is nice, and will suffice

Nothing beats a firm bottom (sand, gravel, etc.) to enhance flavor

If nature doesn't provide a firm bottom, try tumbling

Shuck them yourself

Get religion

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