In the year 2100, tightening fitted sheets won't be a thing: they'll long since have been tricked out with a self-adjusting "smart" band that draws them up snugly against the bottom of the mattress.
Your mission, if you choose to become richer than Croesus, is to invent it.
I've gone through a zillion fitted sheet tightening devices over the decades and have yet to find one that works.
Of course, there were those few that I finally had to give up trying to install: who knows if one might have proved to be THE ONE?
Wait a sec — what's that song I'm hearing?
Sorry, wrong year.
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