Wednesday, April 22, 2026

9 Things I've Never Done — And Never Will









Used an ATM

• Played a video game

• Acquired Frequent Flyer miles

• Bought cryptocurrency

• Used a non-Apple computer

• Had plastic surgery

• Used a GLP-1 drug

• Gone to a funeral

• Had ECT

Wait a sec — what's that song I'm hearing?

7 comments:

  1. C’mon Joe, all of us have to go to at least one funeral, right?????

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    1. "Think outside the box".
      It took me second, but that's funny.

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  2. Never bought cryptocurrency: avoided the scam.
    Never used a non-Apple computer: immersed fully into the scam.
    Never used an ATM: well, now that's just weird, Joe.

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  3. You never played Pac Man back in the 80's Joe? What? You're missing out.... ;)

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  4. antares

    Never used a non-Apple computer.
    In my early days, I used Apple computers. Then I read Apple's User Agreement. Immediately got rid of my three Apple computers and replaced them with PCs running Windows (yechh) and Linux (yay!).

    Never used an ATM.
    If my transaction can be done at the ATM, my bank charges me to use a teller. The bank also charges me to use the ATM outside of banking hours. Go figure. (If someone can screw you and get away with it, he will.)

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  5. Too many funerals, no crypto, no ECT, no glp-1, the rest…shhhh….not telling.

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