Wednesday, April 22, 2026

9 Things I've Never Done — And Never Will









• Used an ATM

• Played a video game

• Acquired Frequent Flyer miles

• Bought cryptocurrency

• Used a non-Apple computer

• Had plastic surgery

• Used a GLP-1 drug

• Gone to a funeral

• Had ECT

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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM

    C’mon Joe, all of us have to go to at least one funeral, right?????

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    1. bookofjoeApril 23, 2026 at 6:22 AM

      Think outside the box

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    2. LukeApril 23, 2026 at 8:25 AM

      "Think outside the box".
      It took me second, but that's funny.

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  2. LukeApril 23, 2026 at 8:23 AM

    Never bought cryptocurrency: avoided the scam.
    Never used a non-Apple computer: immersed fully into the scam.
    Never used an ATM: well, now that's just weird, Joe.

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  3. JimApril 23, 2026 at 8:29 AM

    You never played Pac Man back in the 80's Joe? What? You're missing out.... ;)

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